December 2011
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.
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Anonymous asked: how many followers do you have? you're never on anymore Dora :(
"I want a twilight theme park"
I think you already have one. It’s called a forest.
TMI Tuesday...
Expectations
Cruel Reality
When no one says "bless you" after you sneeze.
Walking with new clothes
When you stop arguing with someone and they say...
child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok
my winter routine: achoo, achoo AHHCHOO, cough,...
FACT: People with brown eyes are the most fun and...